Sweatin' In Style

[Trader Dan]

Sweatin' In Style
(Show off your summer fashion sense and attitude - cutoff jeans, Canadian Tuxedo, sweet rock T-shirt, etc...)

[Peg-a-palooza]

Running around Williamsburg you will find this wall which just screams photo shoot.

[Harlan]

Peg Bundy -

This is a nice take on this category.  Sure, you ain't sweatin' that much, but you really play on the style element here.  The symetry with the robots in the mural is a nice touch, and it's a pretty sweet mural in and of itself.  Of course, if you had been able to find a mural featuring Norse gods or dragons or some fantasy battle-maiden in a bodice of steel plate you would have scored major bonus points (see below for example).  But this one's decent enough.  I do think that, given this category is meant to be about clothing choices, you are a little tame with the duds.  Looks more like you're ready for a yoga session, not for some hard rockin'.  That dress-over-unitard thing is okay, but I'd rather see a little denim or some silk screening.  The overall effect, though, is quality stuff and I'm going to go ahead and give you some points for creativity on this one.  Keep putting up submissions like these and you'll be a contender for sure.

Your BSE II Score:  8.0

[Earl]

Peg-

Meh...  I'm not really feelin' this one.  I don't have an eye for art like Harls does unless it's some decent wood working or whatever, so the mural thing doesn't do a whole lot for me.  All I keep thinking when I see this picture is "klaatu barada nikto" and so it kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies, ya know?  Maybe you don't know what I'm talking about - it's from this movie where a big friggin' robot is gonna destroy everyone on the planet and that's the command that makes him do it or makes him stop, I can't remember which one, but they made a remake of it with what's-his-name from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.  Whatever.  Giggle it, or twat it or whatever you kids do these days.
Anyways - Aside from the robots, and I guess it's pretty cool how you're posing to look like them, we got that outfit you're wearing.  Not so bad-ass, is it?  I mean, you look pretty happenin' and I do dig redheads, but I'd be afraid to let you ride bitch on my bike in that get-up.  Not just 'cause you'd get some serious road rash after even a little spill, but because I might have to fight some dude for your honor after he made fun of your clothes.  I can deal with the hippie rags that Snowy's been wearing, but this stuff is a little too Summer's Eve for me. 

I'm giving you a 6 on this one, but don't let that scare you off, babe.  Next time just give us a little less artsy-fartsy, a little more Rocky-Rolly and you'll bring that score right up.

MY name is Earl.

[Dickie]

Peg
this is a little to artsy fartsy for my tastes, only thing sweatin is my brain tryin to figure out what the hell you're standin in front of.  7

[Gene]

No shit!

Now this is a crazy co-inky-dink

I literally just got off a phone conference with Nate and Steve Dave. You see I had a long and detailed conversation with Mr. Wilson a few months ago about his involvement with a little organization called RAPC; the Robo-Apocalypse Prevention Coalition. Don't look it up, they're not on the internet (for obvious reasons) but believe me they're for real. Wilson was interested using me as a consultant for a mini rock opera he's been messing around with called "Love Songs from the Robo-Apocalypse." Quite intriguing, and since I'm an expert in Science Fiction Literature; particularly the Robots of Dawn period Asimov stuff, I'm a natural choice. Problem is Wilson can barely operate a VCR, let alone understand the intricacies of robo-mechanics, so I decided I'd start using Steve Dave as a go between to help Nate "get it." I really don't know how far this is going to go, especially considering our first phone conference was a total disaster and pretty much consisted of Steve Dave and Nate making these retarded cat sounds and then giggling like little school girls while I tried to explain Asimov. Oh well, you'll just have to stay tuned on that front I guess.

Anyway....

While I agree with the esteemed panel here that the garb is not exactly BSE in this shot- I gotta give you props for discovering this artwork. If the rock-opera ever comes out I'll make sure I suggest a band press shot in front of that baby.
Nice find!!
BSE OFFICIAL SCORE: 8

[SpeckledcupCAKE]

This summer I decided I needed to change my style and went from a redhead:


to Platinum Blonde:


I now feel like a rockstar every morning.  Thank you very nice.

[zed]

Going with the Sweet Rock T-shirt here, this is my buddy Rabbitt's wedding. They said jackets required at this very posh restaurant, but they didn't say what needed to be under the jackets.   

[Harlan]

Speckled Cake -

It's nice to change your style from time to time.  I am a bit partial to redheads, so the switch to blonde does cause my heart to weep just a little.  On the other hand, it sure seems like blondes have more fun based on these shots.  A drunk girl with outrageously tinted hair on a tiny trike just screams BSE.  Nicely done.

Your BSE Score : 7.75

[Harlan]

zed -

Nicely over the top here.  You guys do look a little sweaty and the rock T's under your suits is classic rock-n-roll attitude.  I'm diggin' it, man.  I also love that the bride seems to have just smacked that one guy in the tie dye shirt right in the chops.  Classy.  You guys pulled this one of without managing to look like a shitty prom scene from some '80's movie and that's saying something.

Good stuff.

Your BSE Score:  8.75

[Earl]

Cake-

Lookin' good, baby!

Way to keep it fresh. 

Giving you a 8 on this one.

[Snow Jams]

What's the woman's equivalent to mustache garb? Can a lady be mustache?  If so, I think she needs a good waxing.  I actually took a "mustache" shirt off of the rack and put it on for this photo.  How could I resist the egg?





I made a super goofy face in the picture trying to be bad ass!  I posted it so that you could take a good look at the shirt. It's totally bedazzled, boys!

[Earl]

Snow,

Decent.

Lookin' hot as always, very stylish shirt, but that hippie dress kind of brings it down a notch. 

And yes, a chick can have a stash, just preferably one that's on the inside.  She can also sport a secret stash in a somewhat more private location.  And by private location I mean her crotch. 

Gonna give you a 8 on this one.

MY name is Earl.